tangent 2007-1-16 03:36 PM
Announcement
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good, and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach shouted, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"