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手机掉进马桶怎么办

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<H2 class=style14>还记得我们之前讨论的马桶话题吗？</H2></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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<TD bgColor=#ffffff><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333><FONT size=3><STRONG>前言：</STRONG><BR><BR>　　 手机掉进马桶里，该怎么办呢？如果是几年前的破手机那也就算了，如果不幸把新买的时髦手机掉到厕所里，那可就亏大了。假如自己的手机掉进马桶，咬咬牙，也就认了；万一用的是别人的手机，一个不小心手机与马桶里的污物为伍了，这可如何交待？【</FONT></FONT><A href="http://mobile.163.com/07/0314/15/39I9F93P001117A5.html" target=_blank><SPAN class=style16><FONT color=#9a1611 size=3>点击查看详细内容</FONT></SPAN></A><FONT size=3><FONT color=#333333>】<BR><BR>　　 小编从头到尾仔细阅读了三百多条评论，有不少读者是亲身经历过的，也有很多读者提出了合理化的建议。小编从中摘录出一些精彩论点——【</FONT><SPAN class=style17><A href="http://comment.mobile.163.com/mobile_bbs/39I9F93P001117A5.html" target=_blank><FONT color=#83006f>点击查看全部评论</FONT></A></SPAN><FONT color=#333333>】</FONT></FONT></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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<H2 class=style14>捞出来！不要给马桶任何机会！你不是一个人在捞……</H2></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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<DIV align=center><IMG height=357 alt=pic src="http://cimg2.163.com/mobile/2007/3/20/appletoilet.jpg" width=210 border=0><BR><STRONG>就算掉进马桶，<BR>也得是有品味的马桶！<BR></STRONG></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV align=center><IMG height=348 alt=pic src="http://cimg2.163.com/mobile/2007/3/20/applephone.jpg" width=210 border=0><BR><STRONG>和苹果马桶最搭配的，<BR>是马桶形的苹果手机……</STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV align=center><IMG height=206 alt=pic src="http://cimg2.163.com/mobile/2007/3/20/ipodtoilet.jpg" width=210 border=0><BR><STRONG>连iPod也有专用厕所底座，<BR>难道手机就没有这个待遇吗……</STRONG></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13>1、fengjiang521：我是个修手机的,有个顾客把手机掉进马桶里不要紧,我给修好了,可是要命的是这个顾客居然连续三次把手机掉进马桶里,实在让人郁闷,不过还是被我搞定,顾客一直都在用.（★★★★）</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>2、北京网友：我的手机也掉马桶里了上面全是大便！但是我没事用上捞起来把大便洗干净！然后用理发店的吹风机吹了，还有水！然后我买了一袋旺旺雪饼，拿出雪饼里面的食品干燥剂！用塑料袋把手机和干燥剂放一起密封！第2天就没事拉！手机一点问题都没有！哈哈</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13>3、黑龙江网友：我的手机刚用就掉进了马桶，好在未有大号，捞起后用消毒巾擦干，开机屏幕雾气一片，功能丧失，充电后，仍无法使用。第二天到移动营业厅的诺基亚售后服务部，师傅无偿服务，先将手机拆开，后用吹风机吹干，好了，功能全部恢复！（★★★★★）</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>4、山东网友：今年我网吧的厕所堵了俩月,怎么捣鼓也不行.后来找了个专业人士,人家一下在里面捞出仨手机来,更可气的是还有一个摩托罗拉V3.真有钱```掉里面也不和我说``</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13>5、陕西网友：在学校我老是带手机上厕所，不小心就从裤子里滑落，没办法，谁让中国人蹲着拉屎，于是以后总低头盯着小弟弟看，，手机一掉，我就在空中拦截，一抓一手大便，我也不含糊，印在墙上……（★★★★★）</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>6、网友：我手机也掉厕所里了,刚买的才一个月,晕.捞上来去修说主板已经烧坏,换一个新主板1000,我手机才华了1300.哎!!!拜拜了我的联想i717,最后的结论是联想的手机垃圾.</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13>7、广东网友：我今天刚好在大大的时候手机丢到厕所里了，捡出来，风干两小时，再用风筒吹了一小时，好像没事了。</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>8、江苏网友：我老公的手机就掉下去了，而且还是大大上，恶…………幸亏是蹲的便池，他马上拎起来，用纸巾擦干净，拿出电板，用吹风机吹干，可惜不能用了，我们就拿到维修店去修，修理的人问是怎么坏的，我们咬死了说是掉水里了，没想到机壳一打开，人家就怪叫：“骗人！你看里面还有黄的……”哈哈，后来手机修好了，还能用，自己觉得恶心，就当二手机给卖了，价格还买得挺高！（★★★★）</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13>9、广东网友：我就不小心遇到这么一回,我马上就检了上来,擦干净,马上就去了二手市场......嘿嘿居然卖了个七折.</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>10、山东网友：我的手机在练歌房掉马桶里了，洋相，去W.C还打电话，第一反应特沮丧，捞了，够不着，第二反应买新的吧，可惜所有的资料也捞不上来了。 经验：再去W.C决不打电话，也不放口袋里。</SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0><SPAN class=style13>11、lizn21：我朋友就是这样，新买的手机才用了十个小时，早上去拉屎就掉进去了。而且是公厕，屎超满的。眼看那部手机慢慢沉下去的那一刹那，他下定决心拿着天线那一小部分硬把手机逮上来，然后简单的擦一下拿去找客服，结果人家告诉他主板烧了。卖二手的都没人买。而且屎味浓！</SPAN> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style11><FONT color=#666666>1、</FONT></SPAN>北京网友：先观察马桶内是否有异物，考虑手机的价格是否昂贵（可根据个人的经济承受能力，如不在乎可直接按冲水钮，当然你家马桶如果足够大的话，否则通马桶也是要费用的）如果觉得接受不了，可考虑花钱买1瓶滴露和香皂之类的东西，然后——迅速将手机取出，关机，拔下电池，风干手机！</TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>2、</SPAN>陕西网友：找人把手机从下水道里捞出来，花费35，然后把手机卖掉，重新买一个</TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>3、辽宁网友：捞出来，吹干，打开看要能用的话，就马上去二手市场卖掉。 </FONT></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>4、浙江网友：用手掏出来,然后找把家里的宠物狗引过来舔干净手机,然后再舔干净手,然后再给狗刷一下牙,然后塞点口香糖什么的给它……（★★★★★）</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>5、江苏网友：我是专业手机客服人员,手机掉水的话,最好是拿起来然后把电池拿掉,在最短时间送修理处,让专业工程师为你清理里面的水份,要不主板会发霉,到那时手机就没有用了 （★★★★★） </FONT></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>6、深圳网友：</SPAN>好象据说手机捡起来后，用干茶叶捂一下把水份捂干后效果更好一点。不过我的手机没给我实验的机会就被水冲走了，而且一个星期后我去补卡里面的钱竟然一分都没有了。</TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>7、天津网友：捡出来,用干净的水冲,冲干净,用吹风机吹干,就没问题.这是专业 </FONT></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD class=style13 vAlign=top bgColor=#ffffff height=60><SPAN class=style13>8、fei洲小白脸：</SPAN>很简单,捞起来=&gt;甩掉BB=&gt;拆电池=&gt;冲水=&gt;送维修店（★★★）</TD></TR>
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<TD vAlign=top bgColor=#e0e0e0 height=60><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>9、浙江网友：还能用吗?洗干净,修起来,卖掉,再买个新的 </FONT></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<TD bgColor=#ffffff><SPAN class=style13><FONT color=#333333 size=3>10、广东网友：1500元以下二话不说不要!!!!~~~1500元以上二话不说去捞!!!~~~2500元以上想尽一切办法捞上来</FONT></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR>
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<P class=style11><FONT color=#ff0000><IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://cimg2.163.com/mobile/img/logo/yanshen_logo.gif"> </FONT><STRONG>最有才留言：江苏网友<BR><BR></STRONG>静<BR>凌晨<BR>一个人<BR>缓缓起立<BR>手缓缓上提<BR>一个黑影落下<BR>以自由落体之势<BR>掩耳盗铃不及迅雷<BR>划过一个美妙的弧线<BR>人<BR>弯腰<BR>手已出<BR>登时顿住<BR>离黑影仅有<BR>0.000001厘米<BR>前方水已经奔来<BR>黑影和水迅速远去<BR>人弯腰如耕田之农夫<BR>只觉天昏地暗头晕目眩<BR>人影爆发一声惨叫：<BR>啊、、、、、、<BR>我的手机、、<BR>手机、、、<BR>机、、、<BR>、、、<BR>、、<BR>、</P></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc height=40 style1 style2><FONT size=2>1、首先我想先问问你，这个马桶是你上小小还是大大后的马桶？还有这个手机价值及意义有多高，值不值得你掏马桶？如果你早想“抛弃”这个老古董，那就顺水推舟，让它跟随你的米田共一起奔向明天奔向大海吧！ </FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>1、不上厕所就不会掉进去了，百试百灵 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>2、楼主是想说，要系在工具上吧 （幽默指数： <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>） </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>3、要不别去厕所，要不别用手机 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>4、偶的掉WC了,泡了一个晚上,第2天捞上来已经没救了 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>5、其实屎不厉害 尿才厉害，那哥们手机主板烧了。。。 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>6、打个电话把手机震出来 （幽默指数： <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>） </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>7、我有一个同学，女生哦，手机也是掉到厕所了，人家拿起来，又到水房用水龙头冲了冲，结果……坏了，不能用了！！ </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>8、用嘴衔起来 （幽默指数： <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN></SPAN>） </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>9、先别急着冲水，多放些盐，它会慢慢浮上来的 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>10、以后你就对着马桶说HELLO了 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>11、赶快把马桶拆下来，然后清洗马桶。以后你就可以拿着马桶打电话了，新的潮流由你引领！ </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>12、为防止以后大小便不被辐射到,建议换个马桶（幽默指数： <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>） </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>13、按冲水键~~~~~ </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>14、扑通~~~哎呀~~一屁股屎 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>15、到马桶里打电话了呀 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>16、不排除马桶对手机有一定的吸引力。手机禁不住诱惑，跌进马桶里面了。-_-! </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>17、那个不是“找屎”嘛？？ </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>18、恩恩，以后手机会很有味道的 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#cccccc style1 style2><FONT size=2><FONT size=2>19、这都不知道：司马光砸缸 </FONT></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR>
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<TD class=specialTitle3 bgColor=#ffffff style1 style2><FONT size=2>1、掉到自己的吧吧上就捡吧，要是掉在别人的上面那就算了。 <BR><BR>2、这个简单，倒着上厕所，就不会掉进去了（经典指数： <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; 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FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">★ </SPAN></SPAN>） <BR><BR>10、万一那时候来了电话，手机又开着震动，看这它在一陀屎里越陷越深，你能见死不救吗？赶快拿起来接了电话再说！ </FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR>

哈哈，笑死了！

老了点，但还是很好笑

:kuangdao:kuangdao

[quote]
以后你就对着马桶说HELLO了
[/quote]

酒精清除电路版，会腐蚀电路版的。我家的录像机就是这么被我腐蚀掉的。当然，它没有掉马桶里
什么专业人士啊，鬼主意

我看酒精主要是用来消毒的。。。

[quote]原帖由 [i]aeolus[/i] 于 2007-3-28 10:12 发表
酒精清除电路版，会腐蚀电路版的。我家的录像机就是这么被我腐蚀掉的。当然，它没有掉马桶里
什么专业人士啊，鬼主意 [/quote]

反正……绝对绝对不要买二手手机

[quote]原帖由 [i]woody[/i] 于 2007-3-28 09:32 PM 发表
反正……绝对绝对不要买二手手机 [/quote]
why?

[quote]原帖由 [i]chao[/i] 于 2007-3-29 09:35 AM 发表

why? [/quote]

因为很多人会把掉进马桶的手机拿到二手市场卖掉:cold  买回来的二手机，很可能还没洗干净，更可能还有便便……:papa